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Does a hot body make up for an average face?

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

In this case, the answer is … YES!

Geeze. I wished I had called this chick sooner. I was in the mood for some romancing (ok ok ok ok .. my dick was hard and I wanted.. nay, NEEDED someone to have some fun with)

So I called Sophisticated and setup an appointment with Harley. It was the typical two-call arrangement. Gated complex just outside perimeter near perimeter mall. Greeted at door by Harley, and she was wearing revealing top and nice snug jeans. Another attractive provider was present, but not a participant. Some small talk as we helped undress each other. She has a beautiful body, tanned, thin, wonderful breasts and nipples, shaved. She is young and a little innocent which I liked. Started w/kissing her breasts and moved to daty for many enjoyable minutes. She returned favor with cbj and eventually doggie, missionary, cg, for 2 rounds. Very active and erotic personality. I will return for more.

Take a look! She doesn’t show her face but it is not BAD. Just average.

Harley at SE

Roxxxy

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

I saw her ad with a friend on Craigslist and was very intrigued. Really cute girl, very petite and killer gymnast bod. I called but could not make it that night so set up time for a morning on the way to work session. I showed up and the girls were still up from the night before and had partied most of the night. The door opened and I happily surprised! Waaaaay better than sitting n my office at work.

Roxxxy is REALLY hot if you like tiny petite women that are small chested with perky nips, slim bod and killer ass! Her friend was cute but I had the hots for Roxxxy. Great 3-way session. Warm friendly and fun. While her friend applied CPR to my cock, Roxxxy scooted up to my mouth and let me ravish her shaved pussy. After a few mins her friend jumped on for a ride and I kept up with the girl on my face. I pleaded to fuck Roxxxy so she switched with her friend and started riding me really hard. She came after 10 mins and the view of such a sweet, cute, petite young thing coming hard on my cock sent me over the edge.

This is why sin is so sweet.

Getting a litle Latin Groove on

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

I’d been trying to reach another provider all weekend but couldn’t. I ran across Christina’s pics on PP. Although I normally don’t see a girl unless there are some pretty clear pics of her face, I decided to give her a call. I called and was called back within a half hour or so. Simple screening process and we set up and incall meeting. Christina met me at the door of her apartment. She’s not bad looking…she’s the girl in the pics but they are a little dated. So she leads me to the back where I handed her an envelope.

She seemed a little hesitant but I like to get that right out of the way. The girl’s got some curves. One hell of a rack on her.

Honestly I was expecting a hotter chick. Don’t get me wrong….if I met her in a bar, I’d totally bang her….when I pay for it however, I figure she should be totally F’ing hot! She disappeared for a few minutes (probably to count and call in) then returned and lowered her halter top exposing those huge bazongas. She sat down next to me and we began talking and caressing each other a bit. There were a few pecs on the lips and neck, but she was clearly not going to do any DFKing.

We chatted and touched for a bit and then she began applying a condom. After a short bj, I climbed on top of her. I like a girl to look at me while she is getting fucked but she tended to close her eyes, look away, and was generally not very into it.

Oh it felt great and she wasn’t bad to look at. Instead I tried to fuck her as hard as I could to see those boobies jiggle and put her legs up around my chest so I could get a bit of a reaction out of her. She turned over on all fours and I fucked her from behind. By then she was telling me to cum, of course I did. Afterwards she cleaned the both of us up and began to get dressed. I did the same and she politely but quickly let me know it was time to go

All in all, it was pretty average, but as some of you may have already figured out….average is better than being ripped off. At least I got laid by a chick with big big boobies!

Submissive Rules

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Some of you may know that I tend to be rather Dominant in my sexuality. Along the way, I have collected a few tidbits of arcane BDSM related stuff. This was found quite awhile back on USENET. (Remember USENET???)

The Rules:

1. I will not hum the theme from Jeopardy while Master decides which implement
to spank me with.
2. I will not annotate Master’s “To Do” list.
3. I will not applaud when Master uses big words.
4. Master’s dog does NOT stink.
5. I will not genuflect at Master’s erection.
6. Master does NOT hog the bed.
7. I will not refer to Master’s kitty as “snake food.”
8. I will not snigger at the pronunciation of Master’s commands.
9. I will not perform a ventriloquist act with Master’s penis.
10. I will not imitate Master’s accent.
11. Master’s chair is not to be used to pile my clutter.
12. I will keep my leopard print sheets laundered so that Master is not subjected to “those flowery things.”
13. I will not yawn while waiting for Master to climax.
14. I will not chew my collar.
15. I will not giggle during paddlings.
16. I will not propose letter grades when Master belches.
17. I will not snarl when Master asks me to share my chocolate.
18. I will not tell Master he has permission to fuck me.
19. I will not say “good boy” to Master.
20. I will not make shadow puppets in the candlelight while Master is tying me up.
21. I will not critique how Master ties me up.
22. I will not masturbate after Master falls asleep.
23. I will not go out-of-state when borrowing Master’s car during lunch.
24. When Master is kind enough to bring me a cup of tea, I will not call him “the tea fairy.”
25. No matter how much Master adores me, he does not get down on his knees to do so.
26. I will not yell at the other slaves.
27. I will not change the settings on Master’s alarm clock.
28. I will not deliberately mispronounce words to confuse Master.
29. It is unlikely that Master pushed all the covers onto my side of the bed so he could shiver all night.
30. If I don’t like the settings on Master’s car radio, I can drive my own car.
31. I will not tell Master to go away.
32. I will not accuse Master of being gay when he arranges his driftwood in “artistically pleasing ways.”
33. Or his candles.
34. Or his doilies.
35. I am always the spankee; I am never the spanker.
36. I will keep my greasy fingertips off Master’s computer screen.
37. I will not eat Master’s leftovers without permission.
38. When asked how many spanks my misbehavior warrants, I will not answer using fractions.
39. I will not write on Master’s back the night before his doctor’s appointment.
40. I will not play connect-the-dots with Master’s moles.
41. I will not make lengthy “to do” lists for Master.
42. On second thoughts, I WILL applaud when Master uses big words (this overrides rule 3).
43. Hooting and whistling, however, is excessive.
44. Master is the judge of whether or not I am a moron.
45. I will be spanked if I leave the caps off Master’s pens.
46. If it becomes obvious that I’m deliberately leaving the caps off Master’s pens, I will not be spanked. Even if I beg.
47. A warm Master is a happy Master.
48. I will not hoot with laughter when Master accidentally whacks himself on  the back of the head with the flogger.

Ok.. Cheetah got me TOO worked up

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

I HAD to see an escort. Looked at CityVibe and found alot of hot women. However, could not get most of them to either answer the phone or if they did, could not get anyone who wanted to work. Then, I got in touch with Trinity. Nice! Hot body. Great time.

Here is how it went down: (ha! I love puns)

I called in the morning about the special and made it over there at about 1:00pm (this is a complex where I’ve met several previous providers…a gated community). I walked up to the door and she was standing ready behind it. As soon as I entered she had a top on with NO BOTTOMS. She initiated body to body contact and ravaged me into her bedroom for thirty minutes of NON-STOP action. BBBJ as soon as I entered the bedroom. Then DATY, MISH, and CG. I’ve never been with a provider as eager to please as she…I will return.

Man! Why could all “providers” not be like this. I guess if they were I would be in the poor house though. I feel great.