Damnit! Ripped Off
I guess my feelings of guilt subsided. I wanted some action and Craigslist seemed like a decent place to find someone to share some time with. Oh yeah. Money too. I was sure she would want to share some money. But hey, “you gets what you pay for”. Leastwise that was what I was thinking.
I started looking through the posting and saw a girl that sounded interesting. Location was at a hotel. Not a long drive from my house so no problem. When she opened the door, I smiled and felt excited but that was to change for the worse.
Live and learn. Damnit
As she opened the door, she revealed her friend Addy. Addy was shaking her leg as if nervous or impatient. After giving Amanda my compliments, I lied and told her that this was my first. In a demeaning tone, she told me to undress and told me to get hard. I asked her if she could help me get hard. Afterall, that’s why I was here.
She dropped to her knees and for a brief second. A very brief second I was thinking this would go well afterall. It was like she was vacuuming and pulling at the cord in the wall. Ouch! Then she announced you have 5 min to “dump your mess” as she showed me two breasts a chicken would be ashamed of.
I was dumbfounded and in disbelief. Then she threatened to call the farmer if I didn’t get out. Game over.
Fuckin-A! Is this as sign from God?